you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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