ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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