K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You need Xanax blowdarts
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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