dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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