You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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