let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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