i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
