just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well I can't set my house on fire every night
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Randomize
