We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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