and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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