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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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