i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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