I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Vodka?
Forever.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
