Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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