you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I want to be your penis for a week.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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