id be glad to
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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