wrigley field is MILF paradise
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Little spoons don't ask big questions
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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