So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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