i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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