i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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