After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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