I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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