ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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