the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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