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Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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