i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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