I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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