just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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