She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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