strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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