Your face is a jimmy john
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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