can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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