Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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