East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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