i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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