what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
