So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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