That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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