yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can I color on your dick again?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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