i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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