Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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