The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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