oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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