and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My life is pants optional.
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