Dual....:-)
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
