would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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