Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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