belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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