We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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