k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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