Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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