Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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