My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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